Canada Or Southern U.S? (Same shit different Toilet?)

Good Morning Readers.

I'm TRYING to enjoy my Tetley Tea and morning muffins and as always I logged on to TheStar.com to read whats up in and around the GTA and the world...As everyone knows, I've had my fair share of racial encounters this year and I'm well aware that although Canada is very diverse and generally non-discriminative... we have some "skeletons" in our closet and one of them has just been exposed....

There is an article (I will not provide the link due to FB "rules") about a 26 yr old man in Keswick (small town in Ontario) that has been sentenced to 45 DAYS in jail because of what HE deemed to be a halloween "decoration"....Now You're all wondering...what's this "decoration" look like....Well.. THIS is what it was...(by the way he refused to take it down, hence York police involvment) A black painted skeleton hanging from a nouse UNDER a confederation flag...Just another thing to piss me the fuck off...HOW is that a halloween "decoration"???? When the fuck did the confederation flag become a symbol of halloween???

It is becoming quite apparent to me that more and more, racists are becoming more blantant with their expressions of FUCKERY... What the fuck is next??? People like him will be dragging black skeletons behind vehicles during the Keswick neighbourhood watch while the children trick-or-treat??? I think so....And maybe whats the worst about this whole situation is the comment of the other Town Residents when contacted by the star and questioned as to why they did not report that flith to the police...(by the way it was a black man that saw it and reported it to the municipality)(not a direct quote)

TheStar:

Why didn't you report this "display of hate" to the police?

Keswick Residents:

"This is a small town. They keep to themselves. We keep to ourselves,"

ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING??? WHO'S THEY? (rhetorical question)Anyways, guess who won't be visiting that racist peice of shit town...and to be honest good....let the real THEY'S keep to themselves...No wonder they live out in butt-fuck, Ontario...its the only way THEY could seclude themselves from the rest of the NONE RACIST soceity... and personally, I dont want THEM mo'fo's around me anyways...Fucking disgusting if you ask me...

So more power to them if they wanna segregate themselves...GOOD...bad mind people...but like the saying goes....THE MORE YOU CURSE ME, THE MORE YOU BLESS ME....No wonder black people are doing so well now a days, and other minorities... The racists keep blessing us...lol...LITTLE do THEY know... anyways...time to do some work....

Ya'll Bitches Need To Stop Effing Shit Up For Mizz...

Good Afternoon Readers.....

Based on a prior column I wrote about men not talking to me in the club, or anywhere else for that matter and the responses I got, this is the problem....YA'LL BITCHES... (and they know who they are, b/c their proud of it) NEED TO STOP FUCKIN SHIT UP FOR MIZZ AND OTHERS LIKE MIZZ....

It has become apparent that men don't holla in person because they're afraid of "rejection" and the reason they're SCURR'D is because some females think they too fucking cute (I know some personally) and let me be the bearer of bad news....YOU AINT THAT CUTE TRICK SO CHILL....

Very rarely am I ignorant to men that approach me and I say rarely because when a man comes at you in a certain way, you have no choice but to get ignorant (ie: grabbing your friends pumpum from behind in the club then tryna holla at you...probable grounds for ignorance: true story it happened at Rumours in Scarborough but then again what do you expect at Rumours..ugh)....I'm always polite and mindful of others feelings and ego...But then there are females that just dont know how to be civilized... they wanna cuss or suck teeth or roll eyes or straight diss a man because of many reasons, he aint their type, bad breath, ugly shoes, nappy hair, small penis...etc...(some women can tell who has a small winky before even undressing him..I'm one of them...) LMFAO.. and the one that REALLY pisses me off is...HE'S TOO DARK... I cant stand shallow ass black girls... and lets face it....A lot of those females fucking shit up are black sorry to say..hence the whole ignorant black girl stereotype and possibly another reason why a lot of black men end up with white women and dont look twice at black women... thats a true statement no matter who is offended by it...

Even as a friend to some of "those females" I find myself thoroughly embarassed for the guy that was just tryna holla when he gets cut the hell down...so I dont blame them for not holla'n anymore... but look, the truth is...whats the worst that could happen (as someone on facebook is ALWAYS telling me in a whole different context)....The worst that could happen is ...I say no thanks, I'm good and you go on living your life as normal...The worst (with me at least) isnt being shamed cuz I'm not that type of girl....(seems like too many girls be listening to Remy Ma's Concited song....but they need to check somethin'....how cute is Remy...really though....REALLY DOE...?)

I'm fairly attractive and I have a strong personality so maybe that makes me seem unapproachable but does that mean I should fuck up my face and become a wall flower... cuz if thats the solution, I'm screwed....So all I have to say is ladies...no...correction...BITCHES (If they were ladies, they wouldnt be so damn rude, ignorant, stuck up and high on themselves) stop being such bitches....Cuz trust me...while your punkin off that man that you dont care for.... the one you might care for is watching and I'm sure he would NOT be approaching you afterwards unless it was to shame you about your fucked up weave, panty lines, misfit dress, borrowed shoes, fishy fishy "areas" and the list can go on... there is ALWAYS something wrong w/ one of them bitches who think they too cute because they're too busy thinking their too cute to stay ON POINT... anywho.. I have bitched about that and how its fucking up my game and for the men....Take a Chance... your a man... a woman saying NO is not and shouldnt be your biggest worry in the game of dating/love....lack of stamina and poor sexual performance SHOULD be your biggest worry....

Aint This Some Funny Shit....Ain't It DOE?

So here I am sick as fuck yet still deading with laughter....Someone on my friends list that does Jams updated his status regarding the cost of photographs at his jams.. probably meaning how much the photographer is charged to be "the photographer" for the night....ANYWAYS.... so I've known his bredrin since I was 14 yrs old, back when I lived in Scarborough... recently met up with him again and seen that he lives real close to me... So ya'll know I'm a hustla and like to make money so he came to me with a proposition that if I invested in a jam, and got on the flyer that I would make back double of whatever I invested so I was like seen, that can gwan...BUT mind you this was around the time I had bought my car so I said nah, I cant just invest $300.00 like that and THANK GOD my black ass didnt...So yes, I felt a lil bad that I was late giving him a photo for a flyer (which by the way was never used; dahh well) and that I was no longer investing so I went to check him and apologize yadda yadda. So HE (not naming names...) asked to Borrow $25.00.... so at the time I said IS THIS A BORROW OR A GIVE THING? because I like to be honest up front and real about shit...either way he would of gotten the $25.00... So now when it comes time to collect my $25.00, the negro aint no where to be found... He's ignoring my calls, giving me the run around all kinds of fuckery so finally I got fed up and said FUCK IT.. I make $25.00 like nothing...ALL THE TIME so I wasn't about to sit here and run him down...I told him straight KEEP IT... so Today when I saw his friends status, I got a lil haunted and decided to blow up his spot simply because it pisses ME off that a grown ass man that has known me for so long can gwan so shady n GYALISH... Like really though, how fucking old are you compared to me??? Who's the single parent...me or you...If not for the fact that I'm younger and a single parent, he should have paid me back because of the whole PRINICIPAL of borrowing money from ppl... Nuttin in life is free.. I work fucking hard for my money and I dont mind helping ppl out but come at me REAL... I asked the Borrow/Give question for a reason, simple as that... but whatever... so I dunno if this IMMORAL person was sitting by the computer when I blew up his spot but you best believe the ni99a remembered my number now... Calling me private... I just hung up... WTF do we have to talk about ???? NOT A DAMN THING... not even my $25.00... water under the bridge.. I just brought the situation to light to try and teach a ni99a a lesson... If you dont want ppl to look at you a way, then dont do things to cause ppl to wanna blow up your spot or look at you a way... and I dont give a fuck who thinks I shouldnt have blown up his spot like that....I really dont...So thats the argument...and like a girl Shi said....LESSON LEARNED TO DAY...'TOP LEN PPL YUH MONEY...

How Kevon Smith Proved Me Right...He's An Ass...You'll See...

He accused me of "putting him on blast" so let me do that....I called him an ass after seeing all the shit he had to say...I took it in stride and responded accordingly...So when I updated my status and it ended with F' This Guy.....heres what happened on IM...and I'm not even correcting my Grammar or Spelling mistakes because that would be altering the truth...and apparently Leo's are already LAIRS so I wont feed in to that.....


4:27pm Kevon

FUCK WHICH GUY????
WHICH GUY
yo listen
dont fuckin take my kindness 4 weakness eh


4:28pm Mizz

u werent kind. you called me a liar and ignorant and you were rude


4:28pm Kevon

i stated my opinion
and u did urs too
so jus leave it at that
dont go overboard wit it seen
u REALLY dont know me so jus cool
ya dig???
i was jus havin fun debatin wit u 

4:31pm Kevon

dont take it to a nex level
u dont wanna go there wit me


4:33pm Mizz

u dont know me either and that didnt stop you... if you read some of the comments ppl are leaving you will see that YOU took shit there wrong way and came at me fuckin rude. I';m not taking anything ANYWHERE.. i said F THIS GUY cuz I'm no longer gonna sit here and try and show you something you cant seem to see...I can go anywhere with you.. I fear no one and dont give a fuck really... this is FB...get a grip... if you cant handle the fire dont fuckin start it


4:33pm Kevon

im a fire fighter baby
i out dat shit
EARLYY!!!!!!!


4:35pmMizz

I said what I had to say and I'm done.. if you took the post the wrong way and wanna go off and start a fire in your room knock yourself out. I was kind and curtious about the post AND in my initial response and you came at me ignorant so you get what you give

4:41pmMizz

you should consider not letting things like F' this guy and other things ppl say get to you so much...not good for the blood pressure.


4:41pmKevon

FUCK U


4:41pmMizz

LMFAO


4:41pmKevon

U FUCKIN BITCH


4:41pmMizz

see


4:42pmKevon

SO STUPID


4:42pmMizz

yes you are honey...but i kept that to myself until now
LMFAO
RELAX DONT RELASPE...


4:42pmKevon

LOL
U GOT JOKES


4:43pmMizz

things that ppl say shouldnt hold so much weight in your life... 


4:40pmKevon

YO I HONESTLY DONT CARE ABOUT U OR WAT U SAY 


4:43pmMizz

ok so then why r u msging me?


4:43pmKevon

I REALLY DONT CARE ABOUT WHO U WANNA FUK FROM F/B
OK
JUS BECAUSE U GOT FUCKED AND LEFT U WANNA COME ON HERE TALKIN ALL KINDS OF SHIT
AND THEN U MAKE SME VIRGIN MUTHA FUCKAS COME RESPOND


4:45pmMizz

Sending:

LMFAO!!!! FUCKED AND LEFT!
HAHAHA AT LEAST I GOT FUCKED
U JUST GOT LEFT 


****And then ladies and gentlemen he commented on my other status....and it looks like this...lol....

Mizz is thanking Kevon for making her friday and once again proving that you can bring a ass (donkey) to water but sure as fuck cant make it drink...IGNORANCE=BLISS. 4:55pm

COMMENTS:

Kevon Smith at 5:15pm October 3
i jus hope ur mom dont get to thirsty


Ayanna So-Special at 6:46pm October 3
Whoa


Mizz Hustla at 6:49pm October 3
lol..I'mma laugh at this one..once again Kevon proves how much of an ass he is...Girl can you believe this cry baby is gwanin like PUMPUM cuz I wrote a note that had NOTHING to do w/ his ass??? lol... Thank god not only that its friday, but that I'm not a sesntive PUSS like him or else I would have to go off on a nigga...actually no....niggas dont move like GYAL... so let me restate that...I would have to go off on this lil girl...


***And there we have it... I didnt have to make assumptions about who met who got fucked and left or...leo's are liar's (kinda rhymes, maybe he should rap... :-S ) etc....All I did was state a fact...He...Is an Ass...I'm sure your not asking why...I mean c'mon...Are yo mama jokes still cool??? Really though...*Mizz stares blankly at the screen*... And to think all of this...from one note...not even referencing him...I dont think I've ever talked to him prior to this...He requested the friend and I accepted...so maybe I should consider him one of those CRAZY niggas HE referred to.... or perhaps this is a VERY GOOD sign that I am DAMN RIGHT for not meeting or giving out my number to ppl on the INTERNET... not just FB...Crazy ass boy...Now I know his ass is gonna respond to this revealing more evidence of ASSININITY...(made that up..) but don't worry...I won't blog about it...He has proven it to a preponderence of the evidence.. for those not in law; that basically means his own words have to prove more likely than not, that he's an ass...so you be the judge...and our opinions shouldnt matter to him....but since he's the sensitive, touchy type (perhaps a chip somewhere on his shoulder....OH I GOT IT....This literally just came in my head....He seen a girl on facebook before...He holla'd at her...She wouldnt meet him or give out her number...He really liked her...She didnt penny him..(West Indians know what I mean by penny)...And now He's disgruntled...OR...maybe he was projecting his dilemma on me...HE met a girl on FB....They had sex.....HE was flopped....SHE left him...and my note simply triggered the feelings he thought he buried deep in his soul...LMFAO!!! Hows THAT for some "assumed assessment...." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bye...

My Response To Kevon Smith

**This stems from the column entry : Why Mizz Wont Meet People Off The Internet**

Ok....this what Kevon had to say about my latest note and as everyone will see....HE read what he wanted to read....And I will be going through everything HE said along with "highlighting" what I said in that note...

KEVON:
The worst thing u said in that note was thaur a leo and from my experience i know that leos r l
LIARS u will or have me somone on facebook and theres nuttin wrong wit it there r some nice guys out there that would prolly end up runnin from YOU u need to realize that ur the one accepting niggaz friend requests so its half ur fault 4 lettin dem crazy niggaz get at u
and also u should keep an open mind about meetin new ppl becuz the guy of u dreams could be right around the corner and u would jus be pushin them away (bout u have everything u need in ur life already) thats some ignorant shit to say im prettsure u aint more than 23 yrs old and in ur young life ur gonna be meetin plenty more ppl

ty

MY RESPONSE:

It's soo funny that the worst thing I said is that I'm a leo, which apparently now makes me a liar...thats a bit presumptuous, sterotypical, ignorant AND CLOSED MINDED to think that but whatever.... If you had taken the time to read the first few lines of that note you would NOT have missed: 

"So I'm gonna write this and it has the potential to be hypocritcal for the simple fact that I can't say I NEVER have met anyone from online and I cant say that I NEVER will"

Also, if a guy chooses to RUN FROM ME...thats all well and good, because I probably did something on purpose to make him do so for my own benefit.... Why do I accept friends requests INCLUDING YOURS??? I have nothing to hide in my life, if people enjoy looking at my pictures and reading my blogs, thats cool, I quite enjoy that and that is also my way of meeting new people....without physically meeting new people. And like the above quote states, I will never say never because thats NOT realistic...but at the same time...would YOU meet EVERY single girl that asked you to or would YOU give out your number to everyone that asks??? OBVIOUSLY NOT... and if you said yes... then I guess by your books your a leo...And may I make it VERY CLEAR.... NOT ONCE in the entire note did I ever refer to any of them as crazy...THAT I can say NEVER on... I have an EXTREMELY open mind about meeting new people... I do every single day I leave my house..but I'm not NAIVE to the fact that a lot of people pretend to be someone they are not online and there are a lot of SICK people in this world and the internet just happens to be their BFF....and when I say I wont meet them or give out my number, in no way shape or form am I PUSHING them away. I respond to all messages sent to me, even those ones from Hating Bitches, Horny Foreigners, Friendly girls, Chill guys and no to mention RACISTS so to say that I am pushing people away is a spineless statement...where else do I need to correct you???

OH...(BOUT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN LIFE ALREADY)....LETS GET TO THIS COMMENT....Sweetheart...The Lord is my Sheppard, I shall not want.....I will say that I have everything I want in life (for the moment)...I have my family, I know who my friends are, I have my career (won't be stopping there), I have the car I want (for now)and I am content with all that I do and don't have...BUT that doesn't mean that I wont strive for more but my ass aint looking the "gift horse" in the mouth, you feel me? I dont see how any of THAT is ignorant so please do feel free to fill me in on that... and you're right aint nuttin but 23 yrs old... and as far as I'm concerned....thats alot more than most 23yrs old can say in this day and age...and no doubt I'm gonna meet PLENTY more people...but if you think I'm NOT gonna be selective about who, what and where I give my personal time out, you got another thing coming...Maybe you should send your "note comment" to all the parents out there trying to get their young kids not to fall victim to the internet predators out there and tell THEM they're ignorant and close minded....and for those parents who have already lost their children to those psycho hiding out online... why don't YOU tell THEM that THEIR children are gonna meet alot more people in life...try that and then HOLLA BACK'...

Why Mizz Wont Meet People Off The Internet...

So I'm gonna write this and it has the potential to be hypocritcal for the simple fact that I can't say I NEVER have met anyone from online and I cant say that I NEVER will...but seriously....The likelihood of me going to meet every Tom, Dick and Harry that asks...is SLIM TO NONE!....

And of course everyone's first reaction is...Dont be scared... we can meet at a public place or.... don't worry I'm not a psycho... well isnt that what EVERYONE SAYS??? And let it be known... I am not afraid to meet anyone, I can handle myself VERY well, try me and you'll find out or for reference, ask some of them girls from high school that got on my bad side or even my EX... so fear is NOT the issue.... Here is the issue... and this also goes for why I dont give out my number....I'm gonna be nice and frank...

I'm sure alot of people on facebook and other online "areas" are very nice etc... but I have who I have in my life already...my close friends and my family...I dont feel the need to expand that circle for the simple fact that not everyone can be trusted (ppl talk 2 fuckin much), people are highly ANNYOING and I'm an extremely BUSY person, and I sure some are laughing to themselves wondering "how busy could you be if your on FB 24/7"....and my answer is...VERY FUCKING BUSY!... So do not take it personal, but I am very happy with how many ppl and who is in my life already, I barely have time to keep up with them so I have no intentions of widening that circle...There are exceptions to this note but do not get bright and think that you HAVE to be an exception because YOU THINK you should be...So please... Do not HARASS me for my phone number or to come hang out chill and kick it... cuz I wont budge...I was born in the year of the OX and I'm a Leo...aka: fuck off it aint happening....LOL...just playing about the fuck off part. But look at it this way and I'm trying to be humble about this....if you had a shit load of ppl always asking for your number and every time they claimed that they're not stalkers or annoying and you gave it out...what do YOU think would happen... I got asked the other day, Whats the worst that could happen (giving out my #)....the answer is... The worst that could happen is another annoying fuck could have my number and never get the point to stop calling it.. so to save myself from myself...I DONT GIVE IT OUT....

p.s- just a little side story and no offense to the person this involves nor will I name names but maybe they will read this and be able to see what they did from a different persepective and realize they basically shot themselves in the foot. So this guy asked for my number the other day... I'm sure that day was NOT the first time and of course I said no...So he persisted by asking "Whats the worst that could happen?" and he went on and on and on...and told me how he is not annoying or a stalker etc...but ummm what am I supposed to think when I have already said NO and told you i'm at work and no longer having this convo but yet your still going on and on and ON trying to convince me to do something I already know I'm not gonna do.... wtf would happen if I gave you the number and decided I wanted you to stop calling...I can only imagine...OR how about the guy that blocked me in at the gas station and asked for my #? Of course I said NOPE... and he proceed to try and trick me, by giving me his number and then telling me to dial him so he could make sure I have the right #...then when THAT didnt work he decided to say "well how about this....we exchange numbers and if you dont call me in a week.....I'll call you...." WHAT THE FUCK KINDA SENSE DOES THAT MAKE??? Anyways. I'm done on this subject....*Mizz sits in stupid anticipation of the next ass to ask after reading this...* (sorry about any grammatical or spelling mistakes...will correct later)

THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BUT JUST CUZ I WANT EVERYONE TO READ THIS... I AM PASTING THE OTHER NOTE IN HERE SO YA'LL GET IT ONE SHOT... SO HERE.....

Ok....this what Kevon had to say about my latest note and as everyone will see....HE read what he wanted to read....And I will be going through everything HE said along with "highlighting" what I said in that note...

KEVON:
The worst thing u said in that note was thaur a leo and from my experience i know that leos r l
LIARS u will or have me somone on facebook and theres nuttin wrong wit it there r some nice guys out there that would prolly end up runnin from YOU u need to realize that ur the one accepting niggaz friend requests so its half ur fault 4 lettin dem crazy niggaz get at u
and also u should keep an open mind about meetin new ppl becuz the guy of u dreams could be right around the corner and u would jus be pushin them away (bout u have everything u need in ur life already) thats some ignorant shit to say im prettsure u aint more than 23 yrs old and in ur young life ur gonna be meetin plenty more ppl

ty

MY RESPONSE:

It's soo funny that the worst thing I said is that I'm a leo, which apparently now makes me a liar...thats a bit presumptuous, sterotypical, ignorant AND CLOSED MINDED to think that but whatever.... If you had taken the time to read the first few lines of that note you would NOT have missed: 

"So I'm gonna write this and it has the potential to be hypocritcal for the simple fact that I can't say I NEVER have met anyone from online and I cant say that I NEVER will"

Also, if a guy chooses to RUN FROM ME...thats all well and good, because I probably did something on purpose to make him do so for my own benefit.... Why do I accept friends requests INCLUDING YOURS??? I have nothing to hide in my life, if people enjoy looking at my pictures and reading my blogs, thats cool, I quite enjoy that and that is also my way of meeting new people....without physically meeting new people. And like the above quote states, I will never say never because thats NOT realistic...but at the same time...would YOU meet EVERY single girl that asked you to or would YOU give out your number to everyone that asks??? OBVIOUSLY NOT... and if you said yes... then I guess by your books your a leo...And may I make it VERY CLEAR.... NOT ONCE in the entire note did I ever refer to any of them as crazy...THAT I can say NEVER on... I have an EXTREMELY open mind about meeting new people... I do every single day I leave my house..but I'm not NAIVE to the fact that a lot of people pretend to be someone they are not online and there are a lot of SICK people in this world and the internet just happens to be their BFF....and when I say I wont meet them or give out my number, in no way shape or form am I PUSHING them away. I respond to all messages sent to me, even those ones from Hating Bitches, Horny Foreigners, Friendly girls, Chill guys and no to mention RACISTS so to say that I am pushing people away is a spineless statement...where else do I need to correct you???

OH...(BOUT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN LIFE ALREADY)....LETS GET TO THIS COMMENT....Sweetheart...The Lord is my Sheppard, I shall not want.....I will say that I have everything I want in life (for the moment)...I have my family, I know who my friends are, I have my career (won't be stopping there), I have the car I want (for now)and I am content with all that I do and don't have...BUT that doesn't mean that I wont strive for more but my ass aint looking the "gift horse" in the mouth, you feel me? I dont see how any of THAT is ignorant so please do feel free to fill me in on that... and you're right aint nuttin but 23 yrs old... and as far as I'm concerned....thats alot more than most 23yrs old can say in this day and age...and no doubt I'm gonna meet PLENTY more people...but if you think I'm NOT gonna be selective about who, what and where I give my personal time out, you got another thing coming...Maybe you should send your "note comment" to all the parents out there trying to get their young kids not to fall victim to the internet predators out there and tell THEM they're ignorant and close minded....and for those parents who have already lost their children to those psycho hiding out online... why don't YOU tell THEM that THEIR children are gonna meet alot more people in life...try that and then HOLLA BACK'...

Who Can Answer This Question?

I spent my long weekend refurbishing and replenishing myself esthetically and internally as well as relaxing and having a good time. Now I wouldnt consider myself a jam rat or someone who is in the club on a constant basis however I do enjoy going out. So I ended up at 6 Degrees on sunday night for Nostalgia. Did the usual and ordered my drink (non-alcoholic) as soon as I got in and then found my 'spot'. This is a question that has plagued me for a long time and since I now have a forum to get multiple 'answers' I felt that I should write about it. So can someone please answer this... why do men STARE all night long in the club and NEVER make an attempt to communicate??? Im not sure how that works... If I see someone and I find them attractive either I notice, acknowledge and move on or if its someone I desire to talk to, Ill initiate conversation (if applicable: no girl/girlfriend). For instance ... when I first started working at this particular firm, I was outside on my lunch sitting in the sun. A man walked past me from behind so all I saw was his back shoulders and walk... and that was all I needed to see...I stalked that man for 5 downtown blocks on one of those 'heat advisory' days. And this time I didnt feel like making the first move so I just set up the 'play' for him to approach me... (I love being a woman) and of course plan worked... Never went anywhere still but thats not the point... The point is: I saw something I wanted so I went after it, made it see me, it ended up liking what it seen and it went after what it wanted (me) instead of just staring like Im the bearded lady with a brazilian wax in the club. That was the main question of this column but now we may as well cover a few other things... Ladies...answer me this: Are mini-knapsacks in the club or ANYWHERE still stylish?.... because there was a GROWN ASS WOMAN in the club last night with a mini-knapsack and I call it a knapsack because it was the one with the flap-close top... I guess this issue is similar to the scrunchy issue on that episode of Sex and The City. And what about being aware of your surroundings in the club. Its a given that certain parties have more people than others and the more the merrier, but ummm why is it that some girls dont pay attention to where they decide to post up in proximity to others already in the area. Case in point... I was standing at the bar on sunday waiting for my second beverage and a friend of the girl standing next to me came to stand with her... Now Im sure the girl that came by had more than a few drinks or maybe not but ....HELLO....PERSONAL BUBBLE... lol... sorry thats more of just a personal complaint than a plaguing question.... probably because she was really sweaty and she kept rubbing on me..ugh. ew. so yes. Oh and by the way.. sunday was another moment of proof to my whole 'plain jane/wifey' theory. But whatever such as life but please people, wtf is up with the stare no talk 'game'... is that the new way to pick up girls? Did pick-up lines get so wack that men have now resorted to saying nothing at all or am I the breaded lady with an exposed brazlian wax in the club???

The KKK Has No Education Fund - Ignorance Really Is Bliss

Before I even begin to blog about this waste of human space I would like it to let it be known that after THIS column I WILL NOT and I repeat will NOT be blogging on this Mr. Puussaayy again. But he has responded. Nothing he had to say was surprising or shocking. If you really look at it...its quite funny. I had to ask him if the KKK doesnt fund educations... but then again why would they....for ignorance is a LACK OF KNOWLEDGE...and thats not all he is lacking. The joke is... what the entire KKK 'establishment' is missing, I make up for...in one person....scary thought ( for them ) so strictly for the purpose of resolution and sheer disgusting 'entertainment' (kinda like dog fighting; disgusting unnecessary yet ppl still look ) Here are, yet again the 'Slurs of Shitzdom' of Mr.WPP and the response of Mizz Dark 'n' Lovely Hustla herself... 

MIZZ:
If it's what's under the hood that counts why are you so ashamed to show it...

MR.WPP:
nigah 
SHATUP

MIZZ:
At least if you're going to refer to me as a racial slur, you should spell it right.... that would be 'nigger, shut up'.... thats funny....Does the KKK not fund educations for it's members? And all of facebook is wondering why you refer to yourself as 'Pussy'... but your choice so I'll address you acoordingly... Mr. Pussy... your ignorance and shallow lack of self respect is not threatening to me or anyone else for that matter. If you need to feel better about your current inferiority, there are alot of Help Groups out there so try that out... trust m itsll help...Hows racism working for you??

MR.WPP:
not all of facebook
that would be only u n ur niggER
friend who commented on the picture thanks ahhahahah fuckin lsoer

rascism gfreat

MIZZ:
Lol...Your so beneathe me that I will no longer respond after this message. Go back to school. Enjoy making an ass out of yourself and remember God (even your God) has a funny sense of humour... The jokes on you. LOL. Bye Mr.Puussaayy!

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And there you have it.... at least we can thank the American government for one thing...NOT funding KKK Educations...and clearly they don't get enough Member Donations to even educate themselves on the proper sentence structure, grammar, spelling, common sense and I really think I could go on and on and on and on....

Look, I even have him in a state of panic... He was screaming and then told me to break it down to him a LIL' SLOWER....aka "lsoer"...he possibly has a fat tongue and mild retardation so it could be sounded out as "luh-so-er" and his aggravating is quite apparent by his use of the F word...(ahhahahah fuckin lsoer)

Well my fellow "ethnic's" ....it is VERY OBVIOUS by this "dialog" or trash if you will, that we have absolutely nothing to fear... "They're" not even literate enough to get their message across in a coherent manner let alone orchestrate a plot to do something to anyone...And so I shall no longer entertain this fuckery...excuse my french...

P.S- He that keeps thy mind in the state of the Lord; He shall hold them in perfect peace....

God Has A Funny Sense Of Humour....

Here is a perfect example to match the saying I ALWAYS USE.... I know ya'll have heard it before..." God has a funny sense of humour...and you never know when the joke will be on you..."

So...13 years to the DAY of O.J Simpson being acquitted of the Murder of Nicole....He is CONVICTED on ALL charges in the Armed robbery and Kidnapping case...Sentencing will be December 5, 2008 and he faces LIFE in prison...now the trouble for him is... regardless of how UNbias the trial and sentencing are supposed to be, it's probably one of the most BIAS trials in the history of the American justice system for more than one reason...and in O.J's case.... thats no problem! (for me..)

Here are some of those reasons....

1. He is a black man suspected of murdering 2 white people ( and I know some maybe thinking...what does race have to do with it...but we all know in the world of American Justice...although not right and not brazenly obvious... race still plays a huge role...aka racial profiling etc..)

2. He was acquitted when we all damn well know ...HE DID IT...

3. He`s an asshole...who appears to be arrogant, misguided and disrespectful in more ways than one.

4. The American Justice system has been impatiently DYING to find a way to shove the book UP his ass and he has now given them Ky jelly, leverage and position to do so.....(he is bent over with his hands tied to his ankles by the same gloves that `didnt fit`...

And I`m sure there are many other reason to list but I`m pressed for time and I`m sure you guys can think of your own reasons and don`t need me to list them so..Peace out...N`bye bye O.J...

Mizz Is Raising The Issue - DAMN FLIPPIN' RIGHT!

During the course of writing my last note I just remember something that REALLY bothers the shit outta me... and this has to do with black woman AND we'll throw the black men under the bus too... One of my girl friends always raises this issue in one way or another and it gets on my fucking nerves but whatever, she is who she is and I love her regardless but umm... What the hell is wrong with black people??? Why do they hate on ppl that are DARK SKINNED?? BLACK IS BLACK IS KISS-MI-ASS BLACK... doesn't matter what shade of black you are....YOU'RE BLACK....

Do ya'll think the KKK differentiates the light from the brown from the dark...NO...they dont... so why do we>?? I'm so tired of hearing people say...Oh she's cute for a dark skinned girl... WTF? so what I would be cuter if I was lighter?? I had to correct some broad on Facebook a while back that commented on this girls photo and said " you got nice hair for a DARKIE"... what the fuck is a darkie??? you have got to be kidding me...And the girl leaving the comment was black..*Mizz cant stop rolling her eyes* so I corrected her and told her the correct term is DARK SKINNED...

Clearly these shallow ass blacks did not pay attention when 2pac said "the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice".... If anything... they should feel a little off because they're too light to be black (thats not actually my point of view but had I been the type of person they are in regards to light skinned black people. this would be the view).. so What are they....The white people wont say their white and the blacks shouldnt say their black if we're gonna get in "that" type of mind state....

I wonder if they think the light skinned blacks werent raped, pillaged, stone, slaughtered, lynched, hung, degraded and enslaved back when racism was the norm... And I really wonder why complextion is even an issue...Am I less of a person because I'm dark?? Am I less sexy because I'm dark>??? Now I'm well aware of the fact of personal preferences...thats all well and good..but being beautiful should not be determined by your skin colour...

Now a days music videos and magazine are portraying these stupid ideals a little to blatantly and it's having a negative effect on today's youth, expecially the dark skinned youth... Case in point.. there was an episode of Oprah where Lisa Ling went to elementary schools across America with a black doll and a white doll and asked all the kids to state which doll they thought was pretty.... and basically none of them picked the black doll...That to me is sickening... Its the same thing with eating disorders and being ULTRA thin....

I dont know...this is something that fucking pisses me off and I feel VERY strongly about... I love me a black man.. there is nothing in this world that is FINER... and even better if he's dark.. the glisening of his skin in the sun under his sweat is utterly intoxicating, the strength that his darkness exudes is magnificent... and the same goes for dark skinned females...(not that I feel the same way about them, I'm straight as an arrow...strictly dickly up in hurr) 


P.s- I wonder if our "light skinned" "conceit-uents" (my made up word for a conceited constituent) think that in this picture, they would be on the other side of the fence??

Is It Me...Or Is He Blind, Gay or Stupid???

So tell me if I am crazy but something HAS to be wrong with this guy.... As I have said before there is ALWAYS someone better looking than yourself (in someone elses eyes) so theres no point in pretending you're the shit...And I don't pretend I am, although....maybe I am....ANYWAYS.... So people from FB know that I'm a newbie to the singles world... and this sea is very deep with a lot of fish to inspect....

A few YEARS ago, my girlfriend (which happen to be much older than myself) introduced me to one of their friends that they've grown up with...They're all now in their mid-30's...He was very good looking or I should say is 'cuz he's not dead and has a really good job YADDA YADDA... So when we first met we kinda hit it off, long phone convos etc, for whatever reason ... THAT DIED .... anywho, one of his friends started dating one of my friends...THEY invited us out to some club they were Dj'ing at and we ended up going all the way down there only to have NEITHER of them answer the phone to give us the exact local...so now lets get to this weekend... by the way, I cut him off after that whole stunt (he initiated talking again via my friend)

So this weekend came, we were all going out for some fun, I invited him, he agreed. Now I fell asleep and woke up at 12:30a.m and rushed my sexy ass to the club so that HE didn't think this was pay-back for the last date fuck up....HE DIDNT SHOW UP!!! wtf??? Once again, I text him and told him OBVIOUSLY he wasn't interested in me and to forget "it". whatever IT happens to be... He promptly called back the next morning, explained a half-assed shitplanation and invited me out for that night (saturday).... Saturday comes...I'm getting ready, got on a fly ass dress from Dereon, ready to play Beyonce for the night and I get a text.......(fucking txts)......"This place is wack" so I told him to think of somewhere else to go...waiting.....waiting...waiting....waiting "I dont know, you think of something" so I asked him if he played pool (no response), he asked me where I lived so I told him and then it came to me...Lets stop beating around the half dead bush and act like two adults...hehehe... so this was my text to him...." What about watching a DVD at your place"....


Now coming from a young, ever-so-sexy 23 yr old...most men would have JUMPED at the chance to have a female basically over to take advantage of them in their own home.... THIS NEGROID gave NO RESPONSE!!! and up to now I am still waiting... So now I must think...hmm... he can't just be back with his childrens mother because even a taken man would have taken THAT offer and found a place to "watch a DVD". but he didn't...So maybe he's gay.... There are A LOT of black men on the downlow...we all know that...or maybe he's blind... or maybe he is just straight up STUPID AS HELL... I dont NOT "throw" myself at many men, as a matter of fact NO MEN, but he is so dark and chocolately and his name should be BUFFY... good God Almighty...what a man what a man what a potentially gay man... The way I see it.... the LEAST he could do, is admit he's gay so we can shop endlessly together or something...So people.... tell what you think his problem is... Why does he pursue me, only to stand me up and hide when I basically offer him no-strings-attached, insane, hot, crazy, wild, out-of-order, stop-the-madness S.E.X????

A New Home For Mizz's Column!!!

So as I explained ever so vaguely in my blog "description", I have been removed from facebook... And the only "logical" reason I can think of is someone that had the misfortune of being on the "wrong" end of my column was a lil' too sensitive and reported me for unwanted attention to their profile...Frankly the way I see it...If you can't handle the heat, stay the fuck outta the kitchen...Now forgive me, because I will not always use proper grammar and I will not always use correct spelling, however, I don't want to come across as an ass or an idiot so please recognize "online jargon" and "ebonics and/or patois" when you see it... I had a large following of readers on Facebook and hopefully I'll receive the same love on this site. I'm not here to force my opinions on anyone nor am I here to argue with anyone. I simply love to write about any/every thing. I appreciate ALL feedback, good, bad and indifferent... I look forward and try my best to cover suggested topics of interest from my readers. Every thing I write about is real, unedited and uncensored.

Unfortunately when I was booted off facebook, I did not have a chance to save all my columns on my home computer... I was reaching almost 90 columns!!! and only had the opportunity to save a handful...no fault to anyone but my own...I now know to SAVE ALL MY WORK!!!

So for those of you that are new to my writings, I will be posting some of my old column entries from FB, and for those of you who have been following my writing, I'll definitely be supplying you with more laughs and more debate topics.

Once again I appreciate audience and I hope you all appreciate my words. Thanks!

Mizz Hustla