LMAO @ Beyonce Wanna-Bey's.....plzzzz!

From jump, Lets not get it twisted...Beyonce is my girl, I bump her tunes, sing along, dance and yeah hence the profile pic, we have similar outfits but I always have MY OWN twist on the style (FYI: I got this body suit long before the video Single Ladies was even thought of) but COME THE FUCK ON GIRLS... get your own Identity...

I came across this girls page today through that lil section on the right hand side of the screen called "people you may know" and some of you may know her... because her name makes it QUITE obvious...ANYWHO, once I saw the name and I HADDDD to go look cuz the name alone killed it.. LOL... and luckily for me, her page aint set to private so I went and poked around.. LOL...

Now I am absolutely POSITIVE that she is NOT the only one who is DYING to be something even remotely close to Beyonce or even Beyonce herself... but I found HER so she's my scape goat.

WTF is wrong with girls these days....why would you want to be or want to pretend to be someone your not...and someone you will never B...LOL... you will NEVER B... get it..(ok, dumb joke but w/e). Its individuality that sets us apart that makes us special and who we are...no one is gonna look twice at someone mimicing someone else when they can go watch the real deal...

My girl is "recreating" aka DESECRATING poses that Beyonce has done all kinds of fuckery... and what KILLS ME...ABSOLUTELY KILLS ME...is none of her friends; who clearly ARENT her REAL friends, are telling her #1.... you gotta do A LOT more than just eat nuff food to be a Bey-look alike...try hitting the gym 8 DAYS A WEEK.. and since there are only 7 days in a week, she has NUFF work to do...#2...you have GOT to get rid of those plastic curl weaves that were "hot" back in the late 90's but were still questionable at the peak of their hype....#3... it is just NOT cool to pretend OVER AND OVER that you're someone you not..and last BUTT not least and there is NO pun intended here....(well maybe a lil)...YOU HAVE NOOOOOOOOOOO ASSSSSSSSS....whatsoever... so taking a picture from the side, down on all fours on a bed so just not cute...straight.

I had to ask my girl Peeka....Would you tell me if I was making a DAMN FOOL of myself pretending to be a Beyonce #2.?? and like a TRUE friend she answered: YOU DAMN EFFING RIGHT I WOULD!... and thank God...

I dont even understand peoples obsessions with Celebrities... they are people... with large bank accounts and a whole lotta retouching... now granted, Beyonce is naturally beautiful, I dont think she would be hidious with out the lace front wigs, make up and clothes but in my eyes, she's no better than me...

You're not less of a person because your not famous and/or married to a ballin' ni99a wit big lips...no....not at all...I dont even HAVE a man and my Bentley is a Lincoln but and I obsess over myself...why?

Because I think I'm yummy and I'm actually "reachable" meaning at the end of the day, where is obsessing over Beyonce getting this girl?? NO WHERE.. where is obsessing over me getting me...any and everywhere I want to go in life.

The media is really fucking up young girls now a days and I sincerely hope she is young because if not, thats a damn shame... girls no longer seek out individuality, they wanna be just like their favorite celebrities...sad really...

Anyways.. if my girl reads this...this is for you: you're a goregous girl but a fucking far cry, a gargantuan LEAP from being anything remotely close to Beyonce...so give up the charade and value YOU over Beyonce... she dont know you and probably never will and even if she did/does get to know you...she will still be obsessing about SHE hence how SHE got where SHE is...so you do you a favour and get your own identity...listen to her song with Destiny's Child from way back...Fancy...

"I dont fancy you to much; I dont fancy you to much....BABY FIND YOUR OWN IDENTITY"...
And to her friends...YA'LL ARE SOME FAKE ASS LYING MO'FOS.. have the poor girl making a hot mess of herself up on FB... dont ya'll know everyone can see that shit...shoooott... aight I'm done..

The Great Debate

So last night me and my best friend got in a HEATED debate... He is a guy...I'm a girl so automatically we're gonna have different views.... but we got to talking about why men stay with girls they dont seriously wanna be with and he brought up the topic of men staying with women because of money...

So heres the thing... I dont mean to get racial but I'mma lay it out on the table... and also keep in mind, it goes both ways and OBVIOUSLY this happens with black women as well.. but he said... the majority of the time when you see a black man shacked up with some white broad on welfare its because she's giving him that welfare money or her welly check is paying all the bills so if he stays with her and lives with her, then the money he gets from grindin' or working is all his... ok and according to him... this "USING" of the women is a form of grindin' and he said I cant "hate" cuz its a grind...

I say fuck that... how is using someone a Grind... I cant rate these niggas... cuz that bitch they're using no matter what race she is ... is living off of my tax money that I work hard for and I cant get no government bligh so why should I rate them??

I understand that people do different shit...some girls sell P***y, some girls strip, some girls sell drugs, some go to school, some do hair and the list goes on... I hear all that... Some guys hustle drugs, some guys work a million jobs, some guys sell cars or whatever... but I cant rate guys that feed off of women that are too slow to catch the play.. thats NOT a grind to ME... and I have to stress me cuz he told me its all a matter of opinion, which is true.Now I'm not gonna make my friend look bad and say yeah he rates these bitch ass niggas but all he is saying is I have to respect their grind like I would anyone else... My argument is ....its friggin wrong..so I cant and I wont...

How is anyone including themselves supposed to respect a man that for WHATEVER reason feels the need to mooch and use a woman.. no matter how dumb she is.. As a M.A.N... he should be getting his own and not only that but he should be PROVIDING for himself in EVERY respect... and dont get it twisted this goes for the women as well..What kinda of whatless ass man or woman are you to be using someone...why? so someone can always hold over your head "if it wasnt 4 me, you wouldnt have that"....nahhhhhhh yo... fuck that.

When I see a ballin' ass nigga... I'm not gonna go holla at him cuz he's ballin' n try and get all up in him to see what I can get.. if he has summin' I want...I'mma go grind it out and get my hustle up to get it MY DAMN SELF...I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T (there should be song for independent men too)... For instance... my car... Thats one of my ex's favorite cars.... He fucked me over for a considerable amount of money.. not deliberately but regardless.. fucked me over.. so what did I do.. I got my fucking hustle up and I went and bought the whip to flash it in his face like BAM BAM... NO BODY CAN HOLD ME DOWN, NOT EVEN WIT A BROKEN HEART.... trust and how do you think he feels now? Not only did I survive his fuckery, make back my money and buy his whip but I'm doin it all on my own and with respect for myself... I didnt go hit the corner n sell myself... NOPE.. (not that theres anything wrong with it but...>>) I didnt go pump a pole and shake my shit for men and I didnt latch on to a sugar daddy... I got my grind on.. without taking tax payers money... without making myself less than I am.Basically my argument is... IT AINT FUCKING RIGHT, now he says; well thats the morals you decided to follow from what you were brought up with.

He said, some mans will go kill a next mans mother for a piece of change... some mans wont... Some mans will kidnapp a yute for money, others wont and no doubt thats true..but just because people do it doesn't mean its right....or ppl should rate that as a grind! Then I brought this argument...is killing right or wrong? No doubt that at the end of the day if you or I were put in a "kill or be killed" position... we would kill. no? yes. but does that make it right?? no it fucking doesnt...So he put it to me this way... If my yute was dead fi hungry... and I had no job, would I go try and get a job and hope for a cheque soon or would I go shack up wit some ballin ass white guy and use for him for as much as possible.. and my answer is... I would do anything BUT something that would degrade me... THAT is degrading in my eyes... at the end of the day, how I see it is... if you feed offa someone...YOUR WHATLESS... get your OWN on your OWN.. trust it feels much better... If you have to struggle... it just makes the success THAT much sweeter..

Why you think I love my whip so much... because that was 3 1/2 yrs of fuckery, struggling through college wit no job and a yute and the fuckin $3000 + tha nigga took from me all put in to one sexy ass car.. so when I wash my car, when I fill up my tank when I see the payments come outta my bank.. I LAUGH and I'm fucking HAPPY as a pig in shit.. cuz where is HE now.... He lost his house, he's driving his old car (no more rentals 24/7) and he's back living with his baby mother...unhappy...me... I'm happy... Really, give me honest feedback, should we rate using people as a grind? as a hustle? or are they fucking whatless...(regardless of why they're using someone or how much they make on the side)... At the end of the day, no one is going to willing let someone use them....at least not someone in their right mind, so OBVIOUSLY these ppl are toying with emotions and talkin all kinds of fuckery to get that paper or be taken care of.. IS DAT RIGHT. and seriously, I want honest opinions... not that it matters but I'm not gonna think any less of anyone that rates them... my best friend doesnt agree with me and he still is and probably always will be my best friend... I rate him because he grinds it out 24/7, he put me on so I could grind it out same way... so no matter what, I got madd love for him, but I DO NOT agree on this subject... wha gwan wit the bitch ass niggas and the trifflin' ass gold diggers??? Rate or no rate??? (its not hating...) REAL TALK PPLS.!!!

On one point, I will have to agree with Jonny's statement that people shouldnt be counting calories and all that, but I do not agree that if women DONT do that, their going to end up fat... I refuse to support, injest or purchase anything with the terms light, low-in, reduced, calorie-wise or diet on it.

As far as I'm concerned, its a lost cause to think that the ideals of the Fashion Industry are going to change from the perspective that size 2 and under is "perfect". Although I don't support their subliminal promtion of eating disorders and "starvation", I do see where the idea of the clothing being DISPLAYED at its best one someone with no shape...If there were "music video" models all over the run ways, who would be focusing on the clothes??

What I think a lot of girls and women fail to realize is the term "perfect" is just as subjective as the topic of religion...its something everyone has a stance on but when discussed in large groups can be cause for huge arguments... But since this is my forum and it is a choice to read, I'm going to share my views on the subject, you can agree, disagree or agree to disgree.

Some people aren't meant to be "skinny" or "thin"...for example Star Jones...She looks scary as hell skinny... I'm begging for her to put back on weight...Her head looks gigantically oblong...A beautiful woman nonetheless but she was much better off with some meat on her. Look at my girl Mo'nique...another prime example of a BBW (learned that term recently). She is drop dead gorgeous...at least I think so, and I think it would be a damn shame if she lost weight...Queen Latifa...

I live by 2 Motto's :

1. I live to eat, I dont eat to live...

2. A Muffin a day, keeps the skinny away...("muffins" can be substitued by many foods)

Back in the day, before all the modified foods came out there was a much lower obesity stat'. Why is that? Because people ate smaller portions and were more active. The modified foods fit in to the catagory of what I call "The Degradation of Fulfillment".. some of you may remember that note from my last profile. There is a joy, almost orgasmic; felt from eating food, GOOD food...Now my black people, this is where I believe "Niggaritus" comes from... and don't you feel that sleep you get from it is the BEST damn sleep ever...trust me, I had a SERIOUS case of that today...anyways.

I dont believe people should deprive themselves of good food and eat things that clearly cant be good for you because its MODIFIED... I asked the meat server in Sobey's today, "how do you have fat free" deli meat?? or Low in fat...HUH...It should be, kill the animal (the saddest n worst part...poor tings but I'm hungry), clean the meat, select the proper meat, package and distrubute...where does the fat freeing process come in and how is that done exactly??? I DONT SUPPORT IT...

Give me flavour, joy, nutrients, the fat my body needs to consume and burn...everyone needs to consume a certain amount of fat... and coast... excercise...SEXercise....there is no excuse for being inactive...And on a more direct reference to Jonny's note...I dont think that you'll automatically be FAT because you're not consuming those things...For some people its genetic and for others its lifestyle... Regardless its not impossible to lose weight without those "foods". Women and girls need to logically think about what "perfect" is for THEM because it may look right on someone and not somone else...once again...Star Jones...and if they want to get to a different place whether its gaining weight or losing it, they need to go about it in a healthy way. If you want cleanse, which are VERY good for you, I do them myself, go see a licensed Naturopathic Doctor...They're not that expensive, some are covered under your benefits at work and you feel like a new person afterwards. ANYWAYS.

All I'm trying to say is (and I'm sure ya'll got this) EFF diet foods, EFF modified foods...real food ONLY... enjoy food, with the state of life in impoverished parts of the world, food out here is a privilege, meant to be enjoyed, savoured, experienced, desired... you can very much equate food to sex...and with that, I'm gone.

Why Are Women So Nasty??

I think its quite sad when a sign has to be posted in a woman's washroom to please remember to wipe the seats when necessary, FLUSH, and just straight clean up after yourself...Thank God I never sit on public seats,...I used to work at a community center cleaning "poolside" so I had to deal with the changerooms, mens, womens abd family and throughout all 3 I came across some NASTY ass things but for men you can kind of "write-it-off" because they're men..lol...sorry (some men, c'mon down fellas)but ladies....C'MON...why?? Is it because its NOT your bathroom??? Because you CANNOT be doing these things at home??

Importing lumber yards through your ass and not flushing...or flushing and leaving HWY 401 blueprints on display...pissing on the seats, really though...This is something I would never understand...I dont even litter...lol...my friends get annoyed with me sometimes but I think now they just know not to litter around me. This is our one and only world and I have a kid and I want him to see his kids and their kids and we all know how long this can go on for but anyways "they" need to be able to enjoy the world as I have...anyways back on topic.

But indoors...the thing that gets me is the bathroom, which I'm sure is one of many, is a key only bathroom, so theres somewhat of a limited amount of users. I just dont know how people can be so damn nasty, thats beyond me, and I hope I never understand because in order to understand you must condone or support and mi nah supprt dem... And I'm not more senstivie about the subject because I used to be the person to clean it, Ive always been that way..its a respect...Eff this "I'm keeping people employed" mindstate...SELF-RESPECT...nasty ass people...

I would have to say in my cleaning "career" my most "interesting" find was in the mens changeroom toilet stall...Someone dropped some SERIOUS kids in the pool, I'm talking A MOTHERLOAD...and then put a blue baseball cap on it...clogged the SHIT outta the toilet no pun intended....and that was left for me to clean...LMFAO...Thank god for co-workers that dont mind taking your lumps for you...lol...someone else cleaned it for me 'cause maybe she felt sorry for me.. lol..THANK GOD... but dont get it twisted, there were some other "special" surprises I found during work that I actually cleaned.. Im not to pretty to put in work....

GHETTONESSNICITY....WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO BOLD??

I do not come from wealth nor would I want to... I love coming UP from somewhere, going through struggles to celebrate my successes that much more...

I love being black, I wouldnt want it any other way. I love the creativity of Blacks; the whole hiphop/urban culture etc...

BUT WHY?? WHY DO SOME BLACK PPL HAVE TO BE SO GAWT DAMN GHETTO/EXTRA...??

Maybe I'm Stoosh but there are certain things that I'm just not into... When Caribana comes around, the crazy hair styles and outfits can gwan but otherwise, cut that shit out ladies...who the fuck do you know that was born with purple hair?? FOR REALL?

I used to see this broad in Scarborough Town ALLLLLL THE TIME...She THOUGHT she was the hottest shit to stank up Scarborough since dutty panties... My girl had in some Pocahontas PLATINUM blonde weave down past her ass, and always wearing her sun glasses INSIDE (something that really bothers me.....YOU'RE IN-FUCKING-SIDE...TEK DEM AFF)... and I always think to myself...Does she REALLY think thats cute??

Now I'm a black woman OBVIOUSLY.... and I wear my extensions yadda yadda, but I have Never had any colours up in my head.Granted if its done tastefully, its nice...Like Mary J...SHE was the ORIGINAL black-blonde and basically shes the only one that can rock it right, Beyonce needs to darken that shit up before people REALLY start thinking she wants to be white...

But whatever... If girls wanna dye their hair all kinds of colours COOL, but it should be done with taste and it should at least go with their skin tone or something...Why do the darkest girls feel the need to have the blondest hair??? Thats something that bothers me but what I'm really trying to focus on is the rainbow fuckery....Unless there is an event of some sort where you're reppin' something like a country (national colours) or whatever WHY THE HELL DO U NEED pink, fire-engine red, yellow, blue, purple etc hair?? Its fucking ghetto...REALLY GHETTO and not in a good way...mind you, this is all my own personal opinion so those of you reading don't need to take offense, it is what it is...

The only way I can justify those colours being in someones head is like when one of my friends adds in a SMALL, VERY SMALL streak of colour in her hair to match her outfit and thats because she has a short cut hair style and it looks sick.... but judging by the pic with this post, ya'll know EXACTLY what I'm cussing about... And don't even let me begin on the outfits...cuz thats a whole other topic for a whole other note. So I dunno, if there are any girls reading this, that like to do their hair in all kinds of ghetto ass colours, please enlighten me....WTF IS WRONG WIT U?? lol... nah I'm playing...but seriously...tell me... WHY?? OH WHY??

Really....look at the TWIT in this photo...if she was MY friend...I would have slapped her several times when I went to pick her up...as a matter of fact, her ass would have had to of found her own way to this wedding..YES SHE HAD HER HAIR LIKE THAT FOR A WEDDING...that hair is an instant UNinvite...straight up... sorry the pics so small, I tried blowing it up but my computer said HELLL NAH I AINT FUCKIN WIT DAT SHIT...lol...

So for the sake of competitions and shows etc, them type of styles can gwan... Its like Haute Cotour.... its one way on the run away and tone down for retail...How the hell she gonna get a job looking like that? unless she's applying at a circus or freakshow, stripper joint, porno try-outs and the list goes on...

Could you imagine me showing up at the office or in court like that ??? PLEASE... NEVER....I think I've bitched about this topic long enough... OH ...one more thing...if any of you men happen to be dating or have dated a ghetto- ass woman... and you know the answer as to WHYYYYYYY, lemme know...I'm curious...

It's About Time....

Before I even begin to work, I NEED to write about this historic and victorious event that I have had the PRIVILEGE to witness in my life time. I dont know about some of you, but even growing up in a city as "white" as Calgary Alberta, I still attended black history school on the weekends. My mother always made sure that we were aware of our roots and aware of the struggles that blacks have ENDURED over the CENTURIES! And still continue to this day...I am absolutely overcome with emotion. I cry for those that did not get the chance to see this day come. I cry for those who have been able to see this day come but don't understand the magnitude, the importance, the REVOLUTION that has begun.

Someone's status this morning brought up the point that now, black children; black adults; minorities in general can now stand firm in the believe that ANYONE can be ANYTHING they want to be. They can go anywhere they want to go. Perhaps I'm taking such joy in this because just a few weeks ago a black man was "lynched" in Texas... And now a black man will RUN texas and all the 50 other states.

I have NEVER been more proud to be black than today. I'm sure some are thinking well what about how he's going to run things..... I strongly believe that God gave the WORLD this opportunity to allow a properous change to occur. For unity to thrive, for ignorance to be minimalized. To open doors where there was not even "life" let alone walls or a door.... God does everything for a reason and maybe he feels that America is now ready for what has been A LONG TIME COMING.

So as I sit here, a Canadian and proud to be one...I feel as affected as any black american does. I'm proud, I am happy, I am overwhelmed with delight, tears of joy, love and so many other feelings I cant even put in to words.

I thank God whole heartedly that I am alive, coherent and well enough to see this day come. Whether he takes America to the stars and back or runs it into the ground...I will not regret this election outcome. I am anxiously waiting to see what Barak Obama does with his Presidency.

May God bless him, keep him safe, and may he be the one to takes that blindfold off of Mrs. Justice's eye's and may he be the one to really bring out the meaning of THE LAND OF THE FREE in the United States of America. I prayed for this day, and I will pray for many more like it.

Oh and one more thing....BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH YOU RACIST ASS FUCKERS HOW YA'LL LIKE THEM APPLES HUH??? HOW??? A BLACK MAN IS RUNNING YO SHIT NOW!...AND WHAT???? LOL... I wish I could get ahold of some of them racists personally so I could point and laugh hysterically for a few hours, only to take a break begin again...so until then....this will have to suffice....BAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH (imagine it continues FOREVER)