Thursday, November 6, 2008

GHETTONESSNICITY....WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO BOLD??


I do not come from wealth nor would I want to... I love coming UP from somewhere, going through struggles to celebrate my successes that much more...


I love being black, I wouldnt want it any other way. I love the creativity of Blacks; the whole hiphop/urban culture etc...


BUT WHY?? WHY DO SOME BLACK PPL HAVE TO BE SO GAWT DAMN GHETTO/EXTRA...??


Maybe I'm Stoosh but there are certain things that I'm just not into... When Caribana comes around, the crazy hair styles and outfits can gwan but otherwise, cut that shit out ladies...who the fuck do you know that was born with purple hair?? FOR REALL?


I used to see this broad in Scarborough Town ALLLLLL THE TIME...She THOUGHT she was the hottest shit to stank up Scarborough since dutty panties... My girl had in some Pocahontas PLATINUM blonde weave down past her ass, and always wearing her sun glasses INSIDE (something that really bothers me.....YOU'RE IN-FUCKING-SIDE...TEK DEM AFF)... and I always think to myself...Does she REALLY think thats cute??


Now I'm a black woman OBVIOUSLY.... and I wear my extensions yadda yadda, but I have Never had any colours up in my head.Granted if its done tastefully, its nice...Like Mary J...SHE was the ORIGINAL black-blonde and basically shes the only one that can rock it right, Beyonce needs to darken that shit up before people REALLY start thinking she wants to be white...


But whatever... If girls wanna dye their hair all kinds of colours COOL, but it should be done with taste and it should at least go with their skin tone or something...Why do the darkest girls feel the need to have the blondest hair??? Thats something that bothers me but what I'm really trying to focus on is the rainbow fuckery....Unless there is an event of some sort where you're reppin' something like a country (national colours) or whatever WHY THE HELL DO U NEED pink, fire-engine red, yellow, blue, purple etc hair?? Its fucking ghetto...REALLY GHETTO and not in a good way...mind you, this is all my own personal opinion so those of you reading don't need to take offense, it is what it is...


The only way I can justify those colours being in someones head is like when one of my friends adds in a SMALL, VERY SMALL streak of colour in her hair to match her outfit and thats because she has a short cut hair style and it looks sick.... but judging by the pic with this post, ya'll know EXACTLY what I'm cussing about... And don't even let me begin on the outfits...cuz thats a whole other topic for a whole other note. So I dunno, if there are any girls reading this, that like to do their hair in all kinds of ghetto ass colours, please enlighten me....WTF IS WRONG WIT U?? lol... nah I'm playing...but seriously...tell me... WHY?? OH WHY??


Really....look at the TWIT in this photo...if she was MY friend...I would have slapped her several times when I went to pick her up...as a matter of fact, her ass would have had to of found her own way to this wedding..YES SHE HAD HER HAIR LIKE THAT FOR A WEDDING...that hair is an instant UNinvite...straight up... sorry the pics so small, I tried blowing it up but my computer said HELLL NAH I AINT FUCKIN WIT DAT SHIT...lol...
So for the sake of competitions and shows etc, them type of styles can gwan... Its like Haute Cotour.... its one way on the run away and tone down for retail...How the hell she gonna get a job looking like that? unless she's applying at a circus or freakshow, stripper joint, porno try-outs and the list goes on...
Could you imagine me showing up at the office or in court like that ??? PLEASE... NEVER....I think I've bitched about this topic long enough... OH ...one more thing...if any of you men happen to be dating or have dated a ghetto- ass woman... and you know the answer as to WHYYYYYYY, lemme know...I'm curious...

2 comments:

ALVARO CERVANTES said...

You so funny!
I gotta say R, you made me laugh reading all these articles.
You really got something here!!
Keep doing yo thang girl!I see you doing big things in the future!
PURO

Mizz Hustla said...

haha thanks, glad to be of entertainment.