How To Be Sure Mizz Hustla Is The Flyyest Ever- I Mean EVA!!!

So okay...judging by the title of this note... I may seem conceited...but I'm not.. as a matter of fact.. I'm disgusted to be quite honest...HOWEVER... and please ladies, correct me if I'm wrong but...Females dont get this every day... Now..I have had men ask to play in my piss; be my personal coochie eater w/ no returned favours and/or strings attached (I DECLINED) and many other unconscionable things but this my friends... THIS TAKES THE FUCKING CAKE BY A LOOOONNNNNGGGG SHOT....

Here is the FB IM I rec'd from Martyn Goodricke....and yeah I'mma put his ass on blast and put his name out there....

Martyn

you have some beautiful pictures darlin, you are stunning xx

3:06pm

Martyn and Esnart Mwanza are now friends.

11:02pm

Martyn

hello darlin would you let me be your ass cleaning slave tongue only xx

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!??!?! HUH!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!?!???

This does NOT even deserve a responce.... WHAPPEN TO DI MEN DEH????What if... now I know we shouldnt live in the "what if" but c'mon, Indulge me for a minute....WHAT IF.... I dont wipe my ass??? (which I do meticulously..most women do...SOME men only tend to wipe once.. girls, on the other hand... its all 3 - 4 times +.. hence the need for soft toilet paper and not dragon skin)

WHAT IF.... I ate summin FUCKED UP that day that I decided (which I never would) to let him be my ass cleaner and ended up having a male/female reenactment of "2 girls, 1 cup"???

Some people are just straight fucking NASTY.. please REST ASSURED that this dutty ass "creature" (b/c THAT "offer", THAT "suggestion", THAT vile question is INHUMANE...) is OFF my list... FO' SHO'.

Now excuse me while I go and burn my skin off in the shower and remove my rectum...LMFAO... honestly... that was soooo nasty....I NEVER wanna shit again...EVER.. but that could cause some serious health issues...SERIOUS...

Now either I am THAT fly... or he is THAT nasty. and I just looked on his profile b4 I DELETED him and the nasty ass is in a relationship and has pics of his kids in shit in his albums.. and THAT is what you message ppl?? UGH.

Just the sight of his face makes me want to vomit and COMPLETELY dried up my well AND faucet.. so now once again... excuse me, THIS TIME- while I go visit a profile thats more stimulating and then run away to fill buckets. LMFAO... thats nasty ya'll .. sorry!